Favorite Monty Python Quotes

[Nilla]

Lets post our favorite Mony Python quotes or skits..

this is just ONE of mine :)

Hungarian: [reading from a English-Hungarian dictionary] I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Sorry?
Hungarian: I vill not buy this record, it is scratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, this... uh... tobacconist.
Hungarian: Ah! I vill not buy this *tobacconist*, it is sratched.
Tobacconist: Uh, no, no, tobacco... um... cigarettes.
Hungarian: Ja! "Ci-ga-ret-ta"! Uh... My hovercraft if full of eels.
[pause]

Hungarian: My hovercraft
[motions "cigarettes"]
Hungarian: is full of eels.
[motions "matches"]

Tobacconist: Oh! Matches! Matches.

Hungarian: Ja! Ja, ja. Uh... do you *WA*nt... do you *WA*nt to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy!

Tobacconist: I don't think you're using that right.
Hungarian: You great poohft.
Tobacconist: Uh, that will be 66 please.

Hungarian: If I said you had beautiful body, vould you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected.

Tobacconist: M-may I?
Hungarian: Ja! Ja!
[gives book to Tobacconist]
Tobacconist: Costs 6 and 6... costs 6 and... ah, here we are!
[Tobacconist says something in Hungarian, causing the Hungarian to punch him in the face. A police officer comes rushing into the store]
Police Officer: What's going on here then?
Hungarian: [to police officer] You have beautiful thighs.
Police Officer: What?
Tobacconist: He hit me!

Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time.

Police Officer: [angry] RIGHT!
[Hungarian dragged away by police officer]

Hungarian: My nipples explode with delight!

[Avalyn]

My favorite ....
Roman leader with lisp
fwee wodewick

[Joneswilliamsc]

Well I came to know that there is an actual book called "Monty Python, All The Words". I have read that one. My favourite Quote is:
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”